Hayden Music

Funny Songs

LYRICS BY LARRY HAYDEN

If My Nose Was Runnin’ Money

ABOVE – HAIR TODAY AND GONE TOMORROW.
Going bald? Me too. This might help you get a new positive perspective!

ABOVE – Slick Willie (Clinton’s own words bring judgement)
ABOVE – THE CLASS REUNION (COMEDY ABOUT STARK CHANGES WITH OLD AGE)
RUSTY POT METAL – A cautionary tale of living life too fast.

Hair Today And Gone Tomorrow (The bald man’s “lament”)

The Class Reunion (The blunt truth we all have to face)

Rusty Pot Metal (Steel today, pot metal tomorrow)

I’m So Glad I’m Rid of You (Cynical thoughts for the divorced man, featuring a classic country guitar solo by Larry Hayden))

Don’t Take A Crab For Your Wife (A fun take on couples who just don’t mix)

Givin’ The Boot To The IRS (Every tax-payers dream?)

Genuine Antique Person (My how times have changed)